The Road Goes Ever On

I love the taste of freshly-cracked coconut in the afternoon.

Tastes like victory. (And like Ragnar just took a hammer to the toughest little coconut bastard I’ve ever purchased. It…kind of esploded.)

pippipperton:

breelandwalker:

Oh, forgot to mention…a funny thing happened on the way to the forum at the PA Ren Faire.

I was walking up the hill toward Privy Row and I passed a young boy who was walking alone and looking around. I asked him if anything was the matter and he said that he’d lost his grandmother in the crowd….

AND THE DAY IS SAVED THANKS TO
breelandwalker
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…I love you for this. <3

asteralacafe:

degenerotten:

I’m currently doing research for a curse that doesn’t allow a guy to be able to get it up

#srsmagickalpractices

I know just the one. breelandwalker, how does that spell with the carrot go again?

Step 1: Carve douchewaffle’s name on the carrot.

Step 2: Break the carrot in half.

Step 3: Bury the fucker and let it rot.

Step 4: PROFIT. Or wait no…VENGEANCE.

This happens to me all of the time, my cycle is super irregular due to being the bearer of the cycle in the house. Stress-late is never fun :/ I hope you have lots of warm tea, snuggles, Netflix, and that when it does happen it doesn’t hurt too much
Thank you, poppet. :)
I had it the week we moved into the new place, so that was a convenient and easy-to-remember marker. I usually go about every 5-6 weeks, depending on my diet and my stress levels.
Ragnar has been very good thus far at pampering me when I’m not feeling well. He’s a very tender individual when he wants to be. And he does not like seeing his girl in pain.

SWAMP WITCH → a southern gothic fanmix. listen & download.

OMG ARE YOU...!??!??!?!
Anonymous

Preggers? No, decidedly not. My cycle probably got thrown off by recent stress from moving and dealing with work-related bullshit, and it’s never reliable in the fall to begin with.

This happened to me a couple of years ago. I skipped three months in a row and was absolutely terrified, even though multiple pregnancy tests came up negative. Then a friend suggested that perhaps my blood iron was low. Apparently, for some people, this can be a factor in the menstrual cycle. So I took some One-A-Days for about a week and VOILA! Back on schedule.

A few days of a certain kind of tea and some vitamins to get my iron levels back where they need to be, and I’ll be right as rain.

Delicious drunken poppy chicken for dinner, with rice and cider and a good cup of tea.

Nice and simple. And we’ll have leftovers for days.

*pats happy tummy*

Also, I think the tea is working, which is a big relief.

Reblog if you are a Witch

rainbow-femme:

I’m sick of magical worlds with no technology. I want fairy run coffee shops where you can get a latte with a shot of charisma, because you’ve got a big presentation you’re worried about, or witches working at Apple selling phones that automatically appear in your pocket if you accidentally leave it somewhere, or psychics running hair salons who always know how you want your hair to look, or aura reader therapists. I just really want normalized magic in modern society

*offers kittens and snuggles*

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And yet again with people reblogging my personal posts WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE IS NOTHING THERE THAT SAYS THIS NEEDS TO BE REBLOGGED FRICKIN STOP THAT

Here have some hugs you fantastic person

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I have had a rotten and frustrating day, and I want the following things:

  • cheesy potatoes with bacon
  • fried rice
  • fried chicken
  • something to disembowel
  • a nap

Possibly not in that order…

its cheating if you have anything but friendly feelings for someone
Anonymous

nancyglass:

  • "I can love someone as a friend and more at the same time. Typically I do, but I channel all my feelings into an intimate friendship"

What about that is hard to understand? I naturally have extremely intimate friendships because I love people on a spectrum, not just one point or another. And I don’t pine after people.

If I’m with you, I’m with you, not anyone else. The way my deep capacity for love manifests doesn’t mean I’m a cheater.

Anon, that is some bull-fucking-shit right there.

LOTS of people, poly or otherwise, have those “SWERVE” moments. You’re in a relationship, but there’s somebody else you’ve got strong feelings for.

Is it cheating to feel for someone else when you’re committed to a relationship? FUCK NO. It’s only cheating if you go out and ACT upon those feelings behind your partner’s back.

It’s a little thing called self-control, and surprise! Poly people have it.

And on the heels of that, fuck you and six generations of your ancestors for throwing judgment on somebody else’s sexuality. Not your goddamn business. Butt the fuck out.